Mohammed Ibrahim.K.R Welcomes You..............Sankara OR Bishop SCHOOL.......

Hello guys! i am mohammed ibrahim.i want to tell you that i am well, i hope you so. i am gonna show you some funny jokes. you have in your mind what is bishop or sankara,it is a school that i studied,so i named it as a title. here some jokes enjoy..................................

Question: "How to kill an ant?"

Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
Mix chilli powder with sugar,  
&
Keep it outside the ant's hole

After eating,
ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it!
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into d fire!
Then admit wounded ant in icu!
And then
remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the ant :-|

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks

2nd:Question by a student !!

If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

3rd:What a Mystery!

What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

4th:Plz call me,

its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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